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She told you what?!
Hello there gente, this page is about some pretty interesting quotes that I have overheard or possibly just made up to get attention. Enjoy (you'd fuckin better rat face! I spent hours trying to think of funny things to write!)
Most of the following quotes were said on the UC Berkeley campus, and names have been changed, although I have gotten permission to use their quotes. Fuck legal shit up!
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In My Dorm Room...
My roomate is banging on his keyboard, smacking it ...
Autobot 1: Why are you hitting your keyboard man?
Autobot 2: Oh, because the more I hit it, the better it works.
Autobot 3: Oh, so it's like a woman. |
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Overheard at the Dining Commons, Unit 1, UC Berkeley...
Lucy: ...that's not funny Jake! Remember when we were boxing and we had those big oversized boxing gloves?
Jake: Yeah, they're big like that so they don't hurt.
Lucy: You WERE hurting me! They were so big I couldn't even raise them up! And then you knocked me to the floor and you kept hitting me!
Jake: You liked it.
Lucy: Did not! And remember when you kept hitting my leg? Jake!! Why are you always hitting me?
Jake: It's cuz you never do what I tell you to woman.
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