The Homeboy Page

Shiznit Blout Da Site

Dem Butt-Naked Pix

Recent Updatez and Whatz Cumming (besides me)

How To (get in) Touch (with) Me

Linx Dat Dont Suck

The  East Los Tribute Page

Freakwently Asked Questions

Prom 1999 and More Sweaty Glistening Naked Boys

Artwork and Miscellaneous

Music Page

Favorite Quotez

Anti-Goth Page

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Political And Social Essays and Poems

Jokes  and Funny Shit


For those of you who don't know what the fuck this whole thing is about ... relax and read



Just sit on my lap and tell Daddy your problems


Trust me ...

 

This vato to the left is me. Now don't get excited ladies .. plenty of schlong to go around.


Why am I so damn cool?


Well, just look at my dong. Chix love me. Need I fuckin' say more?

How did your dick get so damn big?


I'm Mexican. All us REAL Mexicans have our dicks slung over our shoulders. Pretty soon there will be a link that will take you to the "If You Ain't Brown, You Ain't Down" page. That will explain it all, at least whenever I can get off my lazy ass and write the fuckin' page.

This page is a big fuckin' joke cuz there ARE no frequently asked questions about my site. Email me and ask!



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