Why am I so damn cool?
Well, just look at my dong. Chix love me. Need I fuckin' say more?
How did your dick get so damn big?
I'm Mexican. All us REAL Mexicans have our dicks slung over our shoulders. Pretty soon there will be a link that will take you to the "If You Ain't Brown, You Ain't Down" page. That will explain it all, at least whenever I can get off my lazy ass and write the fuckin' page.
This page is a big fuckin' joke cuz there ARE no frequently asked questions about my site. Email me and ask!
ask_a_dork@burninginsides.iwarp.com
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