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What's up y'all ... this is my anti-goth page. Not that I hate goths or anything. People may tell me, that I'm goth myself; well, everyone makes mistakes in life. I guess I'm still learning.
One word of warning before you begin .. if you think that Marilyn Manson is goth then you really belong in the anti-goth section you fuckin' putz ... or if you think that goth cults made situations like Columbine happen - that's called middle-class apathetic i spend my money on heroin white kid syndrome, but thats besides the point ... onto the cat skinning recipes ...
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What I like about Goth Chix (aka Gotchix)
- Now I don't wanna stereotype, but what the hell, it's only goths we're talking about here - goths love to dress up in bed. Halloween doesn't just happen once a year fellas (and ladies too .. we all know true gotchix are bi-sexual)
- They have girlfiends that like to join in! At least most of us wish they did :(
- Goth chix wear long black dresses most of the time without any underwear ... if you don't get what that means, then you obviously never will.
- Sex is a commodity - and the Goths are cornering the market
- Need drugs? Ask a goth - anything from heroin to speed (sorry, no marijuana, that's too punk rock)
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What I hate about Goth guys (or just Goths)
- Look at all the money they spend on clothes!! Fuck, they work at cinnabon like Azrael from SNL, and they spend all their money on clothes, and none on rent cuz they all live at home with mommy.
- Their girlfriend is always prettier than yours (but not mine).
- Their dancing skills make you just wanna sit back down at the club.
- They scream like a woman -- actually, this can be a good thing if you have the Ike Turner syndrome. Don't hit women! Hit a goth guy instead! They both scream and plead the same, but hey, at least if you beat a goth guy, you have the satisfaction of knowing that biologically IT is male, so you can feel like a big man!
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