Well, firstly, I DO NOT TOLERATE PIGEONZ! (As shown above). But other than that, I like all sorts of people. Homosexual Algerian racecar drivers, New Zealand ferret breeders, it don't matter. As long as you're cool, open-minded, tolerant of shit that's new to you and aren't some prejudice shithead. Cuz if you are, you can fuck off right now cuz everything on this site is just gonna piss you off.

Okay, seing now that I told off all the prejudiced racist assholes and the people with no sense of humor, and you're still reading on, welcome! I am a pinche frijolero, or in other wordz, Mexican. Yes, I know that explains a lot of things. I don't mind being labeled as Mexican American ('cuz technically, I am an American citizen, although I don't really believe in the concept of "America") or Chicano. Latino is still an acceptable term, even though it connotes a European ancestry -- I didn't light skinned froms staying away from the sun, that's for sure (sorry indio heritage!). Don't call me Hispanic however - thats another concept I blame on Republican censuses and Ronald Reagan -- I blame a lotta shit on Reagan. I was born in East Los, (East Los Angeles to the Spanglishly challenged) so I figure, since the yank-mees stole that fuckin' land from us in 1848, its still part of Mexico, and the United States of Cabrones (aka East LA)

I live in East LA, but I am currently attending UC Berkeley in the city of Berkeley (wow ... I wudda never guessed...). Anyways fucker, skool iz skool, so blah. The chicks here sure aren't anywhere as good as they are in East Los I'll tell you that! Neither is the food. Shit, even masturbating up here doesn't give the same effect as beating the meat in East Los. So I can't be blamed for being homesick.

Hehe, if that offended you, then good. Cuz I'm fuckin'joking. You'd have to be one conservative prick to think that I would sit here and talk shit about for no particular reason. So for you educated fucks, 99% of the shit I write is meant to be a joke, so BLOW IT OUT YER ASS!!! Peace out and latez ...

To Live and Die in East LA ...

One little side note - sometimes when I update, I may be under the influence. And not just of alcohol either, although that's usually the case.

This has been an East LA production, fuck la jura!

Jura means cops in English for those who don't know (hoo-raa) - I need a glossary of terms ... maybe I'll add one for the Spanglishly challenged ...

Just say no to censorship!